The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
With a tuna.
Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
Just check for fresh prince
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Check his spirit level.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
You check its logbook
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
Once.
A Wookie mistake!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Check, mate!
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Your in 8.
The dinocologist
A telephono lens.
He was looking for the Captain's log.
A Scamtron.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
My donation check to the orphanage.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
They keep saying check, mate.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.
Because it was mini apple list.
Check mate"..
Check your privilege, sithlord
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
It stares.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
To the river bank!
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
They both deal with checks and balances.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Because he had already Reddit.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
Just a Check
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
With his EyePhone
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Broadview*
They check the architexture.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
It checks the tornado watch.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Check, matey.
They look in the obituary
When it's broke.
Check their jeans.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
I don't know, check the post above me.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
That's check, mate.
Try it out on Internet Explorer
A lunchbox
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
No, a fence.
That's not my stile.
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Imsosaurus!
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It's already run out of battery.
Because he was Russian.
He forgot his safe word.
