Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard