Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point