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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point