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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard