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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.