What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace