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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Adam Sandler Jokes More Adam Sandler Jokes

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret