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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

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Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Adam Sandler Jokes More Adam Sandler Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace