What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret