What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Adam Sandler Jokes More Adam Sandler Jokes

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret