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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret