What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies