What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!