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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.