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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.