What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"