What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!