What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.