What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Tinder and Mild.

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Because there's no point in it.

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The elephantom of the opera!

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.