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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."