What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.