I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
It is an airport.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
He replied "They fit like a glove."
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
