What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.