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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

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