What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Little Caesars!

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No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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A law-suit

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Because their peckers are on their faces.

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He wanted to sing higher!

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Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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Darn!

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He wanted a law-suit

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Outgoing mail.

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Fun!

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The leash goes slack.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.