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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.