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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.