What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.