Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
He got a hole in one
In case he got a hole in one.
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Your mother.
Pull down his pants.
Because they were tailor made for it.
He wanted a law-suit
It's in tents!
Outgoing mail.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
The employees where slacking off.
