What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce