How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.