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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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He couldn't see that well

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Thesus

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It was all a myth-take!

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Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.