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Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!