A crowbar.
Divorce!
With a crowbar.
The NBA
A basketball team.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
When the power goes off.
Demeter.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Soccer tee's
Fall out boy
He wanted to go to high school.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Two Kwanzaas
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!