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Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Love

Love

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.