Seperate Jokes

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.