Divorce!
With a crowbar.
His will
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
The NBA
Dad.
Because everyone has a little good in them
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Ballah
Inshallah water.
Your boat, gently down the stream...
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Demeter.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Raise the urinals