Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.