The Mediterranean Sea
A pitbull returning from a playground.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A doctor
Baby elephants.
He pokmon!
A Forgoat.
The Atlantic Ocean.
The airplane.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Zoos
On a Gir-raft.
A lukeworm.
Molar bears!
A doctor.
A topical rainforest.
Divorce!
Dachau
A mole
A ham-stir
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
A cheetah
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Hy-Ayy-nas
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A frog. It croaks every night.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Baby reindeer
A Jiraffa.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Duck.
The retail store!
A Bi-Polar Bear.
The
Seals.
Doctor Dolittle
An elephant with diarrhea.
The reindeer
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
Baby kangaroos.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Too many cheetahs!!!!
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
A horse!
A bat!
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Zoolander
An animal that puts you out a night!
Claude
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
The mosquito.
Your calves.
Karma-vore
They prey regularly.
An animal that talks your head off.
Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.
Gnus papers.
Baby giraffes.
A rotisserie chicken
A little otter
The retail store
A bilingual chicken
A little bear!
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
A bipolar bear.
The hippocampus.
The Retail store
An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
Because there's always a cheetah
A pit bull in a kindergarten
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Puppy dogs!
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
A human.
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
Gnus - readers!
Irrelephant.
The bear hug!
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here
A shih tzu
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
The yakety-yaks!
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
A bat.
He has to wait for the verb.
You keep it waiting for three hours!
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Because they spend too much time changing.
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Because he wanted to play chicken.
10 after 1
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
The stu-stu-studio.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
They both have flies on them.
British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"
One holds photos The other holds five
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
