The Mediterranean Sea
A pitbull returning from a playground.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A doctor
Baby elephants.
He pokmon!
A Forgoat.
The Atlantic Ocean.
The airplane.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Zoos
On a Gir-raft.
A lukeworm.
Molar bears!
A doctor.
A topical rainforest.
Divorce!
Dachau
A mole
A ham-stir
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
A cheetah
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Hy-Ayy-nas
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A frog. It croaks every night.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Baby reindeer
A Jiraffa.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Duck.
The retail store!
A Bi-Polar Bear.
The
Seals.
Doctor Dolittle
An elephant with diarrhea.
The reindeer
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
Baby kangaroos.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Too many cheetahs!!!!
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
A horse!
A bat!
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Zoolander
An animal that puts you out a night!
Claude
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
The mosquito.
Your calves.
Karma-vore
They prey regularly.
An animal that talks your head off.
Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.
Gnus papers.
Baby giraffes.
A rotisserie chicken
A little otter
The retail store
A bilingual chicken
A little bear!
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
A bipolar bear.
The hippocampus.
The Retail store
An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
Because there's always a cheetah
A pit bull in a kindergarten
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Puppy dogs!
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
A human.
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
Gnus - readers!
Irrelephant.
The bear hug!
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here
A shih tzu
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
The yakety-yaks!
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
A bat.
This guy!
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
HTMelt
None because they go barefoot.
Photos-in-the-seas!
A furtographer
Bill Cosby
They want to make ends meet.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.
A Kami.
The groundhog.
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
Executed.
