How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!