How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.