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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!