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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.