What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob