What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom