What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob