Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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It's all ovum now

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Grade eh

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Forest gunk.

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The milky way!

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Does anyone have a charger I could use

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Because he had no direction.

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You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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The spermutations.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.