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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.