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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Netflix and chili

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.