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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.