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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized