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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."