Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.