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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss