It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
Sugar is on the lips.
He wanted to go to high school.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Noe(L)...no "L"
A cheesy pickup line
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.