What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.