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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.