What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.