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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on