Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.