They never want to log off.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Miracle whip.
Damn
Dam it.
A phoney friend!
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because he was sick of chainmail.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
The captains log.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
