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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.