Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out