Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How do trees access the internet?

They log on