Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".