How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What building has the most stories?

A library.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.