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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.