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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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They go shopping at a department store.

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You have to start from scratch.

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Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.