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Hotel Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.