Hotel Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.