What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.