What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.