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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.