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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.