Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
Because it was stationary.
A pillow fight
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Because they offer a good celery.
Pre-nup brittle.
To Test a Mint
B-room service.
Bellhop.
