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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.