Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
Ruff!
Its going to be all rye.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
B-room service.
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
