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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!