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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.