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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it