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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.