What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)