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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.