What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.