Because the date wasn't nailed down.
May Day!
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
He forgot the safe word.
Because he was crossed.
Because red shirts die easily.
His family died.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
J.C. Penny
Nailed it.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Carbon dating.
You 'WOOOO' him!
Nailed it
