Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)