Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Because seven days makes a whole week.
He spent all day on the web.
Because curiousity was on the other side
A bit of a shock really!
Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
They both nailed a 2x4.
She was wearing no turn on red.:
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
He got hammered with his buddies.
