Resurrect Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it