What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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I freed what