What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.