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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what