What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors