What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.