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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.