Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...