Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.