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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.