He always gets nailed to the boards.
A nail gun
Because they kept falling through his hands.
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
He's always nailed to the boards....
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.