Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Baby on board.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Because he got nailed on the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Using a Luigi board!
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Lithium and Iron
Soul
Battleshvitz
I went to Canada with my mum once
56eh.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
When he was nailed on the cross.
In a pellet court!
Because it's white and settles on their land
