He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Nailed it
A nail gun.
Miracle whip.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Nought two sixty.
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
In a pellet court!
They chalk it out
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
