Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Baby on board.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Because he got nailed on the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Three on three.
Write 'pp espressivo'.
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?
It's a sore subject.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
He's afraid of the draft.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
To stop getting wet!
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
