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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!