What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.