What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!