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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.