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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.