What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.