What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.