What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.