What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!