What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.