What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.