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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.