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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.