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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.