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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.