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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.