Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz.