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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.