Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.