Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.