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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit