How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.