Why was Jesus in such good shape when h...

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.