How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit