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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit