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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.