Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me