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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit