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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit