How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL