How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL