Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.