Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.