Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby