Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Their odds of winning are the same

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.