Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Put sheet music in front of him

Why are pigs such early risers?

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Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.