Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.