Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Good Shape Jokes More Good Shape Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit