Crossfit Jokes

Being 5 foot 6

He does crossfit.

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

They are probably in better shape than you.

Deciding which to tell people first.

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Because he ran ahead.

A knucklehead.

When somebody asks for a raise

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

In the Sith grade.

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Don't worry, be hoppy

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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Crossfit Jokes

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