Because m = AIt
Weights
Weight for it...
Weight on it.
Diet Coke.
Hypertrophy!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
A jacked rabbit.
Because he chose from the kids menu
They join weight witches.
Crossfit
Gamble in British currency.
By counting Kylereese.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
It's a week day.
You fit into his clothes.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Marry her.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
They burn calories.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
One Insta-gramm
They Swim-fast.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
With a scale.
Diet and exorcise.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Isn't this using the internet backwards
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Kimistry
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
12 months
He felt Thor.
They are both unlike radicals.
OC High humor
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
When they start to like spankings
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Because he hung around for too long.
Nothing... They've never met
Challah at ya boy!
