Because m = AIt
Weights
Weight for it...
Weight on it.
Diet Coke.
Hypertrophy!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
A jacked rabbit.
Because he chose from the kids menu
They join weight witches.
Crossfit
Gamble in British currency.
By counting Kylereese.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
It's a week day.
You fit into his clothes.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Marry her.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
They burn calories.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
One Insta-gramm
They Swim-fast.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
With a scale.
Diet and exorcise.
A Tippihedron
The front row of a Country concert
Because he lost his bat, man.
He became a quack head
Because they have their own scales.
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
Popcorn.
Wookieeleaks
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because they always miss their target!
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Fur Elise
Shedding season
13 blackberries and 5 apples
Fruit can't talk
