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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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I forget...

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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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They burn calories.