Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.