Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
He liked chillin.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
A pugilist!
Beautiful girls.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
