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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.