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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace