What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace