Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
We don't talk about it...
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
Because they lactate.
There's a clock on the stove.
Both stream instantly.
Netflix and Trill!
A pugilist!
Beautiful girls.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
