What does the result of this election a...

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black