What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black