What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black