What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black