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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Who wins the election?

America.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black