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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What is the result?

A tie.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.