Orange is the new Black
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
An incongruity between expectation and result.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A tie.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Netflix and Trill!
Netflix and Krill
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A buccaneer
Orange is the New Black
She's always objectifying people.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
Condom-Mints
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
Long necks.
Tsar Napoleon.
He was following the Tsar.