Orange is the new Black
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Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A tie.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
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One but don't expect results.
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
He falls off
A double bridle
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
She'll tell you within five minutes.
As long as she is unmarried.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.
A virgin.
Pop music!
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
