Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.