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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe