Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.