Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.