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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks