About four beers
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Her dog is also blind
Because they have two left feet!
He brews it.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
A marriage certificate.
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
