Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last