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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.