Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC