Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.