Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!