What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.