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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?