What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.