What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.