What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Previous Random Joke Next

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack