How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.