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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.