How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops