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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs