How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.