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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich