Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

How is this grilling you?

Mom's 44th question

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich