Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich