Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich