Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

List Jokes More List Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

Dark Joke Jokes More Dark Joke Jokes

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.