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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

List Jokes More List Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

Removed

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Dark Joke Jokes More Dark Joke Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.