Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Azif
A Tourist!
Because he can't see through the wall.
Walks home.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
I'll post the punchline later.
It promotes equality.
Not everyone gets them
Not everyone gets it
Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...