Not everyone gets them
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Not everyone gets it
Start in England and drive West.
Because it was 'two-tyred'.
At some point they turned into Mummys
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
The potry
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
Because freedom rings.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
We're on our sixth.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Fetus Deletus
