Not everyone gets them
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Not everyone gets it
Their match wouldn't light.
I can go to sleep with a light on
The Twin Towers.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Not everyone gets it.
People don't take it lightly.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Because we told them to.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's a no-fly zone.
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
30 minutes.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
